Have a look at these riddles and see if you can guess

Why do bees always have sticky hair?   

Why are pianos difficult to open? 

Which is the longest word in English? 

What starts with "T", ends with "T" and is full of "T" ?

What is at the end of everything ?   

How do you stop a cock from crowing on Sunday morning and waking you up ?   

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?   

Why was Cinderella taken off the basketball team ?   

How do you stop water coming into your house?

What can get bigger without getting heavier?

What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?

What kind of room has no walls, no floor and no ceiling?

What falls but never gets hurt?

Here you are some jokes!

• Father:  Why are you jumping on the bed, my boy?
  Son:   Because I forgot to mix my medicine with water when I took it.
  
  
  
• Peter :  What a strange pair of socks you are wearing; one is green and the other one  is blue!
  David :  Yes it is really strange. I've got another pair at home that are exactly the same.
  
  
• Wife:  Do you want dinner? 
  Husband:  Sure, what are my choices? 
  Wife:  Yes and no. 
  
  
• A man gets home, runs into his house, slams the door and shouts, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery."
  His wife asks, "Wow! That's great! Should I pack for the ocean, or should I pack for the mountains?"
  He says, "I don't care. Just go!"
  
  
• Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor looked over the fence.
  Curious about what the young boy was doing, he politely asked, "What are you doing, Tim?".
  "My goldfish died," Tim answered without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
  The neighbor was confused. "That's a very big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" he asked.
  Tim finished filling the hole and then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."
  
  
• An artist asked the gallery owner if anyone had been interested in his pictures which were in the gallery.
  "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman asked about your work and wondered if it would become more expensive after you die. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings."
  "That's wonderful!!" the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
  "The man who bought your paintings was your doctor."
  

• Peter: I felt so bad when I woke up this morning, that I tried to kill myself by taking a thousand aspirin.
  David: Oh really?!  What happened??
  Peter: After the first two I felt better...

• If a lawyer and a tax collector were drowning and you could only save one of them, what would you do: read the newspaper or drink coffee?

• Just after the maid had been fired, she took out 10 dollars and gave it to the family dog, Rover.
  When her boss asked her why, she replied, " I never forget a friend. That was for helping me to clean the dishes all the time!"

• Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat for a lady.
  Mum: Well you did the right thing, Johnny.
  Son: But Mum, ... I was sitting on Daddy's lap!!

• Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up this morning?
  A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
  Q: And why did that upset you?
  A: My name is Susan.

• A blonde goes out to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house.
  A few minutes later she comes out, goes to her mail box, looks in, closes the door and goes back into her house.
  She repeats this process several times before a neighbour, who has been watching her, says to her, "You must be expecting  a very important letter or package today."
  The blonde answers, "No, I'm working on my computer and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

• Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".
  Student:  I  is...
  Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am..."
  Student: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

• Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
  Student: Big hands!

• Who would win a race - Superman, an intelligent man or a woman?
  The woman - the other two are fictional characters!!

• What has 10 arms and an IQ of 60?
  Five men watching football.

• I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
  She said, "Somewhere I have never been!"
  So I told her, "How about the kitchen?!"